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Canned Unicorn Meat

November 10th, 2014

Radiant Farms Unicorn Meat is a hilarious gift for any Unicorn lover, or even hater.  Basically a mock can of meat containing a cut up a tiny Unicorn doll.  If it was real it would be some kind of special breed of Mini Unicorn.  Even if that was the case it would still be blasphemy to eat the holy sainted meat of a Unicorn.  This is due to the fact that a Unicorn is the only known animal to be created directly by God rather than indirectly by evolution.

Canned Unicorn Meat





Radiant Farms Irish Canned Unicorn Meat

8 MB USB Flash Drive Disguised As Black Ninja Figure

July 8th, 2014

The Ninja Shaped 8GB USB Flash Drive (Black)
is the stealthy way to to store your data.  Who would ever think of looking inside a little Ninja doll for a flash drive?  What fool would dare mess with anything Ninja in nature?

The Fail Button

June 26th, 2014

Have you ever witnessed an embarrassing individual make a fool of themselves via an epic failure?  Did you feel unsatisfied with your maniacal laughing sufficiently embarrassing them further into shame?  Well then say hello to the Fail Button!  When someone trips, falls, stutters, or commits a big time fail just press the Fail Button, and the sound of classic sad trombone music will flurry forth to incite even more laughter from those standing around to witness the idiocy.
The Fail Button