{"id":83,"date":"2014-06-26T15:19:11","date_gmt":"2014-06-26T15:19:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/?p=83"},"modified":"2014-06-26T15:19:11","modified_gmt":"2014-06-26T15:19:11","slug":"fail-button","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/fail-button\/","title":{"rendered":"The Fail Button"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UBENwpnuTVA\" width=\"350\" height=\"197\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\nHave you ever witnessed an embarrassing individual make a fool of themselves via an epic failure?\u00a0 Did you feel unsatisfied with your maniacal laughing sufficiently embarrassing them further into shame?\u00a0 Well then say hello to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shareasale.com\/m-pr.cfm?merchantID=26254&amp;userID=444615&amp;productID=521230584\" target=\"_blank\">Fail Button<\/a>!\u00a0 When someone trips, falls, stutters, or commits a big time fail just press the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shareasale.com\/m-pr.cfm?merchantID=26254&amp;userID=444615&amp;productID=521230584\" target=\"_blank\">Fail Button<\/a>, and the sound of classic sad trombone music will flurry forth to incite even more laughter from those standing around to witness the idiocy.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shareasale.com\/m-pr.cfm?merchantID=26254&amp;userID=444615&amp;productID=521230584\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stupid.com\/assets\/images\/fail_button_1_thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"The Fail Button\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever witnessed an embarrassing individual make a fool of themselves via an epic failure?\u00a0 Did you feel unsatisfied with your maniacal laughing sufficiently embarrassing them further into shame?\u00a0 Well then say hello to the Fail Button!\u00a0 When someone trips, falls, stutters, or commits a big time fail just press the Fail Button, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[34],"tags":[33,35,36],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87,"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions\/87"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}