{"id":154,"date":"2014-11-10T19:20:54","date_gmt":"2014-11-10T19:20:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/?p=154"},"modified":"2014-11-10T19:33:05","modified_gmt":"2014-11-10T19:33:05","slug":"canned-unicorn-meat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/canned-unicorn-meat\/","title":{"rendered":"Canned Unicorn Meat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"350\" height=\"197\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/evCH9XlMvgY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B004CRYE2C\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B004CRYE2C&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=usashoppe-20&amp;linkId=OK3TY7ORMOLLCT4C\" target=\"_blank\">Radiant Farms Unicorn Meat<\/a> is a hilarious gift for any Unicorn lover, or even hater.\u00a0 Basically a mock can of meat containing a cut up a tiny Unicorn doll.\u00a0 If it was real it would be some kind of special breed of Mini Unicorn.\u00a0 Even if that was the case it would still be blasphemy to eat the holy sainted meat of a Unicorn.\u00a0 This is due to the fact that a <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/are-unicorns-real-where-do-they-come-from-what-are-their-powers\/\" target=\"_blank\">Unicorn<\/a> is the only known animal to be created directly by God rather than indirectly by evolution.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/canned-unicorn-meat.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-186\" src=\"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/canned-unicorn-meat-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Canned Unicorn Meat\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/canned-unicorn-meat-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/canned-unicorn-meat-200x200.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B004CRYE2C\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B004CRYE2C&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=usashoppe-20&amp;linkId=OK3TY7ORMOLLCT4C\">Radiant Farms Irish Canned Unicorn Meat<\/a><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"http:\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=usashoppe-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B004CRYE2C\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Radiant Farms Unicorn Meat is a hilarious gift for any Unicorn lover, or even hater.\u00a0 Basically a mock can of meat containing a cut up a tiny Unicorn doll.\u00a0 If it was real it would be some kind of special breed of Mini Unicorn.\u00a0 Even if that was the case it would still be blasphemy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[34],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":192,"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions\/192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shoppe.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}