Radiant Farms Unicorn Meat is a hilarious gift for any Unicorn lover, or even hater. Basically a mock can of meat containing a cut up a tiny Unicorn doll. If it was real it would be some kind of special breed of Mini Unicorn. Even if that was the case it would still be blasphemy to eat the holy sainted meat of a Unicorn. This is due to the fact that a Unicorn is the only known animal to be created directly by God rather than indirectly by evolution.